don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Randomize
