Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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