Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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