What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Randomize
