Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
