If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
