yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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