the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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