my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Boobs are out for the taking
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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