Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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