u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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