I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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