so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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