i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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