what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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