Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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