how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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