My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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