Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Someone signed my nipple.
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