Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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