Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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