i barfeds in our rink
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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