do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
tell me about the fingering
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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