if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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