is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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