what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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