I want to have your abortion
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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