omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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