she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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