I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
