How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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