The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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