Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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