I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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