these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
not ubering you a puppy
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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