Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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