I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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