Kareoke will never be a sober sport
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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