I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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