Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
