when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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