she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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