so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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