can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Randomize
