Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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