How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have fence marks all over my body
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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