Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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