I am in a vortex of obligation.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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