It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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