So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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