I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Two words: blizzard sex
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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