don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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